Our Writing, Research, & Technology class comes together to write up a scene involving 2 arm wrestling champs going head to head, along with all the drama that follows.
I am writing as an anonymous People Magazine writer.
Jackson Stone, reportedly from Brooklyn, claims he had to arm wrestle his way out of the projects to become the champ he is today. Sources tell us a different story. We got a hold of Stone's biological mother, Bertha Jones, and this is what she had to tell us.
"The man you know as J.Stone is not who he says he is. Thomas Jones is given name and he was not an orphan, nor is from NY. We grew up in a small town right outside of Brooklyn, New Hampshire." Jones furiously states, "Once that damn kid got a hold of an agent, all of a sudden he disowns the family. Failure, I tell ya!"
Looks to us like Stone has a lot of explaining to do!
Speaking of explaining, who is Lola Stone? Bertha went on to tell insiders how Thomas wed Lauren Hanes in 2010 when she was only sixteen years of age. Lauren Hanes "Lola" is now reportedly pregnant with Kevin Federline's sixth child. And was just admitted to Backyard Rehabilitation Center due to alcohol abuse. Tisk tisk tisk.
On the other side of the ring, Blackjack is fighting his way to take back the belt. His rumored drug use and performance enhancers are not going to stand in his way, but is SOMETHING else? And by that something, we're talking about his new wife Gina, or as we like to call her, "The Cougar". Insiders tell us that Gina is not only two decades older than her still sucking thumb boyfriend, but she also lies about other things..including her body. Lola told People insiders,
"Gina is an old washed up fake piece of trash. Showgirl, my a**! She worked at a Girls Like Girls strip club two blocks from the strip. She dug her claws into that Black piece of crap while he was still in diapers."
DING DING DING -- Wow Lola, or should we say LAUREN, tell us how you really feel.
Personally, I think watching this tourny on t.v. is just as bad as watching that Jersey Shore crap we like to call entertainment. It's a sh*t show. White trash babies, underage drinking, illegal drugs, sticky money, and the WRT2 belt. I can't wait to see who wins!!!! ......not.
Remember, if you don't want your life on blast you better keep your mouth shut. We have more insiders at People than you have friends.
Til we meet again.
~A