I'm gonna say all the wrong things
I'm gonna laugh inappropriately
I'm gonna ask too many questions
About your past and about your family
I'm gonna cry when I get mad
And trip after every step
I'll get jealous most of the time
I'll never make a decision
And when I do it'll be too late
I'm gonna be stubborn about everything
I'll never like my outfit
And my hair will never be just right
I'm gonna pick sleep over everything
I'll have to pee five minutes into our drive
I'll get anxiety over a chipped nail
I'll never answer my phone
I'll give you the silent treatment
And lock the door behind me
I don't like mushrooms or red sauce
I'll never turn down a candy bar
or a piece of gum
I'll annoy you at least one day of the week
But
I will love you.